Pirates Vs Ninjas

[daemonn]

You know the drill, the swashbuckling pirates vs the stealthy ninjas. Heres my response:

[craig]

i smite you and your ninja ways. Pirates rule and you know it. and btw johnny depp isnt a pirate hes a phoney.

first of all pirates get a boat. boats are cool.

2. they get cool pets llike monkeys or parrots.
3. Wenches ( enough said)
4. they dont wear pyjamas to work like ninjas
5. they get to plunder and pillage (both cool words)
6. they have a day designated to getting people to talk like pirates every year.

i have more points but am tired and cant think atm.

[daemonn]

Ok, then let me list off my points.
1) Being a ninja requires more training than being a pirate. More training means more experience
2) Ninjas have the ability to bathe regularly
3) Pirates are the most feared on the sea. BUT people don't live on the sea, do they? No, that domain belongs to the ninjas.

[craig]

okay 1) you say ninjas require more training. I would say require different training. i would love to see ninjas sail a ship.
2) bathing is over rated
3) yeah pirates live at sea most of the time but they quite often come and pillage towns onland sucessfully. where are you ninjas then?

[daemonn]

My ninjas are in the shadows, taking out pirates so stealthily that the captain never even misses them

[Edward Knight]

Pirates... Drinking Grog

[daemonn]

oh and to the "ninjas dont go to sea", they do. the pirates just dont ever see them

[craig]

you say that but a good captain knows every single member of his crew and would be well aware when one of them is missing

[sun]

how about cowboy-ninja-pirates riding on robotic dinosaurs? I'm voting for those ;D